I just love that it’s in someone’s hands. They’re like “Look at this cute motherfucker… Look at it.”
How to color eggs with onion shells.
This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.
OH MY GOD WHAT?!
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
reblogging for dem comments :D
This was glorious.
I need a cigarette after reading that.
this is one of my favorite posts on the internet
Long after my bones have turned to ash, there will be a gif of me getting hot dogs thrown in the face…That is my longest lasting legacy.”
Lindsay Ellis [x]
My legacy is Fat Grandma.
- Mine is SYMBOLISM! Unfortunately, I peaked early.
- Mine is my hour long video about crippling depression. Yay?
GOT purple wedding
Every time I see a video screencap of this chick I know I’m in for some fucking entertaiment (her “hot as hell" video is still one of my favorite things ever)
I cannot begin to explain how much I’m entertained by California Douchebag Pete. I mean, LOOK AT THIS MARVELOUS DOUCHEBAG.
Full Movie of Andre is on youtube - enjoy!!!
OH MY GOD, MY CHILDHOOD
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I’m not going
to let anybody see
— Charles Bukowski, Bluebird (via stxxz)